Russell Wilson Needs Your Help

Clearly this isn’t the Russell Wilson of the past…but why?

Russ is my starter on both of my fantasy teams. So I’ve been keeping a close eye on him and his abysmal year. All of his numbers are down, and his team is off to a dreadful start, in a year many people (me) thought they would be contenders in.

There are plenty of fingers you could point, the coaches, his o-line, the altitude in Denver, spending too much time making cringy TikToks and Subway commercials, his age, he’s possessed, his size, his receivers. Pick any one of those things, and you could make an argument. Me? I think it is very clear…he is trapped…and the Russ you are seeing…isn’t the REAL Russ! Russell Wilson is possessed, and he needs our help.

Like I said, I’ve been keeping a close eye on him. We all know he’s been the cringiest person since arriving in Denver. From his subway commercial to “Broncos country, Let’s ride” the cringe hasn’t stopped. Honestly if you could watch this Subway ad and say to yourself "yeah, this dude's normal" then you can kick rocks.

Recently I’ve noticed something on his Twitter that I hadn’t noticed before. The increase in “random” words written in all CAPS. Since arriving in Denver he has written Tweets with 112 words in CAPS. A sign? I think yes. Below I have every word he tweeted in caps. I also have a few sentences I put together from this list. So, if you’re reading this, please help Russell Wilson (and my fantasy teams) come back from the dead.

I do believe the demon that has possessed him has caught on to his attempt to reach out to us. So, every word may not be from Russ in an attempt to distract us/throw us off.

My findings:

NOBODY CAN LEAD DADDY BACK. DENVER IS NOT THE RIGHT DNA OF I. SEATTLE SACRIFICED YOU ALL SO IT WILL WIN. NOTHING CAN KEEP US ROCKIN’ NOW. THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU ALL. I NOW RIP (36/112 Words used)

Words written in all CAPS:

YOU (14x) ALL (7x) JESUS (7x) YOUR (3x) GLORY (3x) WIN (3x) I (3x) JOY (3x) SERENA (3x) LOVE (2x) WINNING (2x) FOREVER (2x) OF (2x) WILL (2x) LEGACY (2x)	JOYFUL GOD BLESSED GOOD FRIDAY US INSPIRE ROSCOE SING THANK SACRIFICED TWO DADDY ROCK LONDON SO YES CAN IT	CUP CHAMPS RIDE GIFT FUEL SEATTLE GOALLLL DENVER IS ROCKIN RIGHT NOW LEAD WHY NOT DNA GOAL BUT STANLEY	LET’S KEEP NOBODY BACK RIP GRATEFUL HAPPY EASTER GRATEFULNESS NEVER BIG GREEEEN THE TO NOTHING