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Are Ben Simmons & Kyrie Irving Russian Spies?

Ben Simmons and Kyrie Iriving (potential russian spies)

Buzz around the Twittersphere began to grow after Stephen A. Smith's comments on First Take Monday morning. During a debate about Kyrie, Stephen A. smith said "When Russia bombed Ukraine I thought Kyrie Irving wasn't going to show up for work". Now to some this may seem like a joke, but lets dig deeper.

Kyrie Irving was born March 23rd, 1992 in Melbourne Australia. now to some this may seem harmless, but in 1991 The Russian Federation established an Embassy in Canberra, a Consulate-General in Sydney and Consulates in Adelaide, Brisbane and yes you guessed it, Melbourne. Coincidentally ,Ben Simmons was born July 20th, 1996 in ... Melbourne, Australia.

Kyrie and his family moved and grew up in West Orange, New Jersey. May 6th, 2001, Paully Walnuts and Christopher Maltisanti traveled to the Pines Barens in New Jersey to execute Valery Baganov, a member of the Russian Mob and ex commando who killed 16 Czechoslovakians single handed. During the execution, the Russian escaped. Paully Walnuts chased him downand shot his ear but no one ever found his body. This lead many people to believe that he was still alive. If rumors hold true, many speculate that Valery found his way to the Consulate Generaal of the Russian Federation in New York City to seek Asylum from Tony Soprano and his crew because he knew the Russian Mob would never take him back. Somehow, The Russian Federation linked Valery and Kyrie into operations, but how? Kyrie Irving is not only a citizen in Australia and the U.S., but he is a citizen and member of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe, which is a Indian Reservation and allowed to hold secret conversations in which the U.S. has no control over.

In 2011 the U.S. announces it has arrested 10 Russian spies living in America. Also in 2011 Massive protests in Moscow occur after allegations of rigged Duma elections. Putin blamed the U.S. and accuses Secretary of State Hilary Clinton of personally Interfering. Coincidentally, in 2011, Kyrie Irving gets drafted to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Russia rigged the 2011 NBA draft so Kyrie Irving could get drafted in a place where no Government officials would expect to look for a Russian Spy... Cleveland Ohio. Kyrie Irving lays low for 5 years and wins a championship with Lebron James and the Cavaliers. during the 2016 election, rumors began to grow as Obama expels 35 Russian diplomats and U.S. intelligence organizations confirm that Russian hackers intervened in an effort to sway the U.S. election. The following year, Kyrie Irving signs with the Boston Celtics for a short trip. He finds himself far enough to stay out of trouble, but close enough to keep close to the Russian Federation in New York. After a short stint with the Celtics, Kyrie finally feels safe enough to be close and goes to the Brooklyn Nets, where he caused turmoil and dysfunction in the organization. Insiders believe that Vladimir Putin forced this issue after former Nets owner and Russian native Mikhail Prokhorov was advised to sell the team. Now with Ukraine and Russia at war, tensions between Russia and the U.S. are high as they ever been.

As far as the Connection with Ben Simmons and Russia, anything is possible with this guy.

like we said, he was also born in Melbourne, Australia where the Russian Federation Consulate-General stands. Somehow some way, the Federation was able to swoop Ben Simmons and grow him into an athlete to be sent to the U.S. as a Russian spy. In 2016 as the U.S. confirmed Russia intervened with the U.S. election, Ben Simmons gets drafted to the Philadelphia 76ERS, again not too far from the embassy but not too close where he'd get caught spying for the Russian Government. Ben Simmons continued to grow close to U.S. officials by dating Kendall Jenner. Kendall Jenner is a public icon and sister of Kim Kardashian, who is very close with former U.S. President, Donald Trump. Ben Simmons would obtain top secret information from conversations at dinner tables and events that would include Trump or hearsay from Kim and her ex husband, Kanye West. After Ben Simmons obtained enough information, he quickly ended things with Kendall Jenner and started turmoil in Philly. Eventually he refused to play and sat out until he was traded to , you guessed it, The Brooklyn Nets.

Now, with Kyrie Irving and Ben Simmons on the Brooklyn Nets, They were able to connect and converse about the information they both gathered while on U.S. soil. Witnesses say they have seen Irving and Simmons attend events near Sioux Falls and drive into the reservation. Some might say this is completely crazy, but Ben Simmons and Kyrie are not your average NBA players. They are always in the news for just being straight up weird and the only way to explain it, is that theyre Russian Spies. So, take this information as you please, but don't say I didn't warn you. (taking Nets Moneyline +100)


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